"Not cool, SPSS, not cool! Don't do this to me now!"

That would be me, talking to the computer while frantically trying to finish my stats exam before the 4pm deadline on Tuesday. However, at about 3:30pm, SPSS decided it wanted to start playing games with me, like deciding not to show any p-values on the output. I was not amused. But after copying my data into another window and re-running the analysis, SPSS went back to behaving properly. Nice little statistics software. Want a cookie?