Thursday, October 4, 2012

What I observed from last night's debate

1.  Things Mitt Romney likes:
      a.  PBS
      b.  Big Bird
      c.  Jim Lehrer
      d.  Coal
      e.  Green Energy

2.  Things Mitt Romney might not like:
      a.  Math
      b.  Scientific gobblety-gook

3.  Mitt Romney was on his game.  I wonder if he drank a caffeinated beverage beforehand.

4.  President Obama did not seem to be completely on his game.

5.  Jim Lehrer got trampled on.  I felt sorry for the guy.  Ben suggested that they cut off the candidates' mikes after their allotted speaking time. Other suggestions I have seen have included opening a trap door or having the mikes emit a flatulence sound if the candidates go over time.

6.  Okay, this isn't an observation, but I sure think it would be fun.  I think there should be a talent segment in the debates.  Or there could be a "So You Think You Can Dance?" segment where the Obamas dance together and then the Romneys dance together and they get critiqued by judges.  Or maybe Mitt Romney and President Obama play some 1-on-1 hoops on stage.  Or maybe they could do the debates dressed up in chicken costumes.

Can't wait for the next one!



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